Scene 1: Sphynx cat, Bernard with the assistance of his hitman, The Awkward Balloon, will torture anyone threatning to steal the love of his owner.

Scene 2: Bernard has had enough of the snowman his owner made, because he is jealous of the attention this cold being attracts.

Scene 3: With the help of The Awkward Balloon, Bernard dumps Toby, the new pet dog, into a mud pit, so his owner will no longer like him for being filthy and send him away for good.

Scene 4: When not planning his next attack, Bernard enjoys daydreaming about peaceful things such as chasing balls of yarn and tuna cans in the sky.

Labels for Mischiff cat food for naughty kitties, Bernard's favorite.

Bernard and The Awkward Balloon Portraits

Scene 5: Even though Bernard dislikes his owner's idea of fun, he would rather go through the humiliation to keep her affection to himself.

Scene 6: Bernard's owner, is unaware of her car'ts evil side work; she loves him dearly and would never replace him for anyone or anything.